“What Would You Do If I Died”


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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed, each reading a book. Suddenly the wife closes her book, looks over at her husband, and asks a sensitive question.

Wife: John, what would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Husband: What? Of course not!

Wife: Why not? Don’t you like being married?

Husband: Well, of course, I do.

Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

Husband: Okay, okay, I’d get married again.

Wife: You would? (with a hurt look)

Husband: (makes audible groan)

Wife: Would you live in our house?

Husband: Sure, it’s a great house.

Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

Husband: Where else would we sleep?

Wife: Would you let her drive my car?

Husband: Probably, it’s almost new.

Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband: No, I’m sure she’d want her own.

Wife: Would you take her golfing with you?

Husband: Sure, golfing together is always fun.

Wife: Would she use my clubs?

Husband: Of course not, she’s left-handed.

Wife: — silence —

Husband: S**t.

And you, How do you respond if your girlfriend/wife asked, “What would you do if I died“?
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