Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.
He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on.
The news team reported that a man on the ledge of a large building was about to jump.
Jack says, “You know what, I bet he will.”
The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.” Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, “You’re on!”
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his d..th. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, “Fair’s fair… Here’s your money.”
Jack replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”
The blonde replies, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
Jack took the money
A blonde by any other name.
A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: “I want that TV.” The salesperson shook his head and said, “No, we don’t sell to blondes.”
So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: “I’ll take that TV.” Again the salesman said: “No, we don’t sell to blondes.”
So she left again and came back with a hat, a fake nose and with her hair dyed black and said: “I want that TV.” But the salesman still said: “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
Finally the blonde got fed up and said, “That’s it! How do you keep guessing I’m a blonde?!” she asked.
“Because that’s a microwave.”
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