The year is finally over and with 2022 looming in sight, it’s time those new year’s resolutions articles pop up again. But honestly there is just so much pressure in making the most out of the new year and being the best version of ourselves, with just one change of day as well. So maybe, it’s not ill advice to put aside those motivational quotes we hold onto so tightly and lighten up a bit.
New Year’s can be a stressful time of year, but that’s nothing a little humor can’t fix. These funny New Year’s quotes will do the trick!
Brutally Honest New Year Quotes
1. Good parties create a temporary youthfulness. ~Mason Cooley
2. Happy New Year! It is midnight already, and you are getting old – just go to sleep!
3. I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. ~W. C. Fields
4. Let us celebrate this New Year’s Eve in honor of the time we successfully wasted this year.
5. It’s time to make old mistakes in different ways. Hurray! Happy New Year!
6. I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
7. Cheers to another year of resolutions we won’t finish. Happy New Year!
8. If it takes me more than 2 days to break my resolutions, I’ve made too many.
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Quotes to Honor Your Friends This New Year
1. What’s a new year without old friends? Toast them with these crazy wishes!
2. To a New Year full of new possibilities, even though I’m sure we’ll just do the same old stuff anyway.
3. Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did last year. May you give me another chance to do it again in the new year!
4. So excited for you guys to ruin another year of my life. Have a Happy New Year.
5. This is the year to annoy you, be prepared for it will not be easy for you. Anyway, try to have a happy New Year.
6. Finally, I have one more year to annoy you and freak the hell out of you. Be prepared to tolerate me. Anyways, happy new year friend!
7. A good friend always asks about your new year’s resolutions. A great friend encourages you to make none.
8. Thank God I have another year to bother you with my annoying questions. Get ready to tolerate my annoyance!
New Year Quotes for Optimists
1. Have some faith in me, this year just like the previous ones – I will be your partner in crime.
2. What I hope for this New Year is to give love to my family, and good wishes to all my friends.
3. This is a new year. A new beginning. Things will change.
4. Dear love, success, money, and happiness,
Please can we be good friends in 2022?
5. Wish you a kickass New Year!!!
6. Thanks for being my partner in crime all through the year. Here’s to a Happy New Year together.
7. If you want an interesting party, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.~Robert Fulghum
8. For last year’s words belong to last year’s language,
And next year’s words await another voice. ~T.S. Eliot
9. Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.~Brad Paisley
10. New year, same me.
Because I’m fabulous.
11. Page 1 of 365.
Funny New Year Quotes
1. Happy New Year, now go to sleep.
2. I hope you start the New Year by leaving your old bad habits and acquiring new bad ones. Happy New Year!
3. I’m still the same person I was last year — now I’m just hungover.
4. Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. ~Bill Vaughn
5. I haven’t been this excited about a new year since last year.
6. My New Year’s resolution is to be more positive and less sarcastic. Like I won’t screw that up right away.
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