30 Quotes For All Coffee Lovers Out There


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Okay, so not all of us are morning people. But what with all the news sites and experts telling us that morning is the best time of the day to be productive, we can’t help but to feel a little guilty here. So what is the solution for us non-morning people?

One word: Coffee. I swear to high heaven that you will never, I repeat, ever find me smiling before my morning coffee fix. It is just that effective. Better yet, there are so many styles and ways of enjoying coffee that the beverage itself can cater to literally everybody.

No matter if it’s a foamy cup of cappuccino or a cold-as-ice cold brew or the as-black-as-your-heart espresso, coffee can never disappoint.

So here are some coffee quotes to delight your coffee heart.

 

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30 Quotes For All Coffee Lovers Out There

1. Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. – Alphonse Allais
2. Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
3. Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. – David Letterman
4. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. – Alfred Renyi

He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.- Josephine Baker

6. Humanity runs on coffee.
7. A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table – There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it. – Garrison Keillor
8. Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. – Bill Cosby
9. Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. – Edward Abbey
10. Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? – Jean Kerr

I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. – Burt Lancaster

12. Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
13. When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas. – Emo Phillips
14. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool

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15. I don’t need to drink coffee to be awesome. I’m already awesome. But it’s more fun when I’m awesome and awake.
16. You should know that before 10am, no matter what the question is, my answer is always coffee
17. Coffee helps me maintain my “never killed anyone streak”
18. The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee
19. Coffee is always a good idea

Coffee, then adulting

21. When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee
22. Here’s to all the people who remain unharmed because I have coffee and a sense of humor
23. Coffee is a hug in a mug
24. I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee

Coffee, because it’s too early for wine

26. Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people
27. People say money can’t buy happiness. They Lie. Money buys Coffee, Coffee makes Me Happy!
28. I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.
29. Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.
30. Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.

 

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